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Post-Christmas Depression

That period of time, usually following New Year's, when you must take down all Christmas decorations and as a result, your house feels cold and naked.
John: Aw man... that spot by the fireplace where the Christmas tree used to stand feels so empty now.
Bob: Yeah, you're suffering from Post-Christmas depression. We all get it.
by TheSantaClaus December 30, 2011
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best christmas ever

When you expect to get a tool box or a coffee mug from your wife for Christmas but she gives you anal instead.
My wife surprised me with a ride on the polass express, best christmas ever.
by sharpizzio December 24, 2014
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Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"
by TigerToe August 17, 2015
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Syrian Christmas

When 5+ males and one female gather in a room with authentic Mediterranean food and the men drizzle ejaculate onto each dish individually. The woman proceeds to consume the meal.
My sister brought her boyfriend to our Syrian Christmas and it was really awkward.
by HoudiniNook November 15, 2016
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Campers Christmas

by stwafeywafey July 30, 2019
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pre christmas

Another word for pre cum
First invented by Cody Ko and Noel Miller of the Tiny Meat Gang
I tried to hold in all my pre Christmas when I saw those massive buns
by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019
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Alaska Christmas Tree

An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.
So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.
by Finbarre June 12, 2021
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