Chris

Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl

When you see a beat-up car and you wonder if that's Chris

by Christhegoat221 July 16, 2017

Chris

That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.

Chris plays song,

everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!

by Unknown mad music teacher December 10, 2019

Chris

An absolute mad polish kid. See him in the streets and you will dip. He has a massive fucking forehead as well as some gay ass hairline. Proper Polish G

Wanna go to the park not if Chris is there

by Jakoaooal December 15, 2019

Chris

Gay

Chris is gay

by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020

Chris

A fat dirty man who plays fortnite all day.

This kid is such a Chris.

by Danothon April 2, 2020

Chris

A Chris is the actual scum of the earth, he is a douche bag and breaks the heart of all girls, he dates girls and breaks up with them for stupid reasons, he also is a man hoe and dates all girls just to break their hearts.

Girl 1: Damn Chris just broke up with me
Girl 2: OF COURSE HE DID!!!! He is a Chris!

by Factman February 28, 2020

Chris

A dumb person

Wow Chris is so dumb

by Sack o' Flaps March 11, 2020