2 definitions by ChrisGaming85
Jamal: Hey, can you calculate the amount of black pepper, salt, and lemon juice we'll need for this unseasoned chicken?
John: Sure thing. According to my Caucalculations...none at all!
John: Sure thing. According to my Caucalculations...none at all!
by ChrisGaming85 October 18, 2023
Someone who has a friend who won't buy them a GOD DAMN PHONE AFTER THEY GOT SCAMMED OVER 3 TIMES! LIKE, HE PAYED HIS FRIEND OVER 400 BUCKS, BUT HE KEEPS ON LYING! Also someone who has another friend that says they have been to China and was playing in a game competition for the impossible quiz and the grand prize was platinum that is worth 150,000 dollars! Also, friends that try to get him a girlfriend... Also, a friend who won the spelling bee and loves making musical.lys. XD
Example 1: "Dude can you buy me this iphone 7 plus if I give you 400 bucks on ebay?" Friend: "Sure dude!" (A couple days later, he told you he scammed you) Example 2: Hey bro, I am rich bro cuz I went to China and won a competition! ;) Example 3: Friend "CHRIS, YOU NEED OT GET A GIRLFRIEND!" Chris: "What if don't want to?" Friend: "WELL TOO F*CKING BAD!" Example: Spelling Bee Dude: "Spell the word Harambe" Friend: "Can you use that in a sentence?" Spelling Bee Dude: "The kids put their dicks out for harambe due to his tragic death" Friend: "OHH, I got this! H-a-r-a-m-b-e!" Spelling Bee Dude: "HOLY SHIT M8, IM ACTUALLY AUSTRAILIAN. ALSO, YOU WON THE SPELLING BEE! WHAT A BARBIE ON THE GRILL!" Friend: "OMG! I totally gotta make am musically for this! Im so good! XD"
by ChrisGaming85 September 4, 2017