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Tedge

Top Pledge

Used in fraternities; Similarly how touse refers to top house

"Evan is Tedge for sure, he is always down for the shits, unlike the rest of his pledge class..."

"Anthony might be in talks for tedge, the way he shotgunned 2 four lokos and busted through the garage door like the koolaid man is fucking insane!"

by ChrisGaming85 December 13, 2025

Chris

Someone who has a friend who won't buy them a GOD DAMN PHONE AFTER THEY GOT SCAMMED OVER 3 TIMES! LIKE, HE PAYED HIS FRIEND OVER 400 BUCKS, BUT HE KEEPS ON LYING! Also someone who has another friend that says they have been to China and was playing in a game competition for the impossible quiz and the grand prize was platinum that is worth 150,000 dollars! Also, friends that try to get him a girlfriend... Also, a friend who won the spelling bee and loves making musical.lys. XD

Example 1: "Dude can you buy me this iphone 7 plus if I give you 400 bucks on ebay?" Friend: "Sure dude!" (A couple days later, he told you he scammed you) Example 2: Hey bro, I am rich bro cuz I went to China and won a competition! ;) Example 3: Friend "CHRIS, YOU NEED OT GET A GIRLFRIEND!" Chris: "What if don't want to?" Friend: "WELL TOO F*CKING BAD!" Example: Spelling Bee Dude: "Spell the word Harambe" Friend: "Can you use that in a sentence?" Spelling Bee Dude: "The kids put their dicks out for harambe due to his tragic death" Friend: "OHH, I got this! H-a-r-a-m-b-e!" Spelling Bee Dude: "HOLY SHIT M8, IM ACTUALLY AUSTRAILIAN. ALSO, YOU WON THE SPELLING BEE! WHAT A BARBIE ON THE GRILL!" Friend: "OMG! I totally gotta make am musically for this! Im so good! XD"

by ChrisGaming85 September 4, 2017

Caucalculations

White people math

(Mix of Caucasian and Calculation)

Jamal: Hey, can you calculate the amount of black pepper, salt, and lemon juice we'll need for this unseasoned chicken?

John: Sure thing. According to my Caucalculations...none at all!

by ChrisGaming85 October 18, 2023