Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.
Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.
See also: root sauce, stick venom
Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.
See also: root sauce, stick venom
I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!
by HwackyHwednesday November 08, 2023
The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.
Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.
by Backdoor Bino June 03, 2019
by Zorba the FlipIrish December 21, 2021
the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.
Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."
Billy: "Sure thing, doc."
Billy: "Sure thing, doc."
by Orin Scrivello November 18, 2013
by Raul Concepcion May 23, 2008