Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

by givit May 22, 2009

chippest

worshipping squirrels in pink leather. squirrels that are wearing pink leather, you don't worship in them.

my Catholic high school was alarmed when they learned of my daily chippest rituals

by Amy February 18, 2005

Cripple Cracker

A white boy in the suburbs who talks like he's from "da hood" and acts like he's a gangster. They usually look like complete idiots and sound stupid as well.

"Did you see Noah? He's such a cripple cracker! He keeps talking about how he's from the hood and he acts like a gangster!"

by RandomUsername776 January 26, 2019

Clicky Chippers

The word "Clicky Chippers" originated from sounds similar to those made by clicking instruments...the rest of the word is just funny sounding and yeah basically it's all a load of crap anyways...you use it to describe something you can't remember the name of.

1. "Hey Oswald do you know where the hell I put that those little clicky chippers"?

2. "Holy shit! I lost that clicky chipper again!"

by Andrew187 March 23, 2005

bryce chippendale

he likes ruby harrap

he also likes bryce chippendales peen

by vhvhjbnm.lvhj June 23, 2019

Kill the cripple

The only game worth playing.

Let's play kill the cripple. I'll start.

by Hym Iam October 14, 2020

crippler

The biggest, and baddest bong ever created. Sitting at 5 feet tall it can stun just about anyone.

He just hit the crippler, he is done.

by Diesel April 1, 2005