chinese wedding

A sex act in which a much older white man engages in sex with an underaged Asian woman covered head to toe in paint on top of a blank canvas.

Jerry had a Chinese wedding last night after he finished grading papers.

by FranklyT March 11, 2017

Chinese Sniper

When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.

Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"

by Jarod22 March 16, 2013

Chinese Toothpaste

A very toxic substance. What it is made of nobody knows.

The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav

"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."

by T_rump_supporter March 22, 2017

Chinese Bombshell

When you pull a girls eyes during doggy style and as you are about to cum you fart as loud as possible

Yo Jack, I had the dirtiest Chinese Bombshell with that chick last night. It was like Hiroshima

by Chris Kinkle March 8, 2021

chinese butthole

The act of slipping a quarter into a partner's anus, making it look Chinese.

I gave her the old Chinese butthole!

by TerminatorARB May 11, 2018

Chinese cheese

It's when you need to poop but your fat and hot.

Tim: hey Greg u look like u need to do something

Greg: gotta go Chinese cheese.

by your big gay ○w○ April 8, 2019

Chinese Firetruck

When a man ices his cock until it turns bright red and then performs oral sex on up to 3 lovers. Man or Woman

Bob brought home his girlfriend Brittany and told her they should go all the way. But not 3rd base. Chinese firetruck

by BustANut222 March 4, 2009