Chainsaw Childbirth

When a woman is cut open to have a baby removed directly from the uterus instead of giving birth through the vaginal canal. A more derogatory term for 'C-section'.

My little sister was so big that my mom had to have a chainsaw childbirth to get her out of there.

by DementedGlitch April 23, 2014

Aussie child

children from Australia that are the comeback kings of the world and have guts

teacher: i have told you to sit down 3 times now
aussie child 1: no thats 4 times Miss

teacher: stop playing with that table
aussie child 1:but miss its too high
aussie child2: no you're to high

by ersdisanta May 28, 2015

mess child

A mess child is someone who simply does not have their life in order. They drink excessively and never know when to stop. They are often in trouble with their parents and are often thought to be less favourable than other siblings. Mess children tend to get themselves in dangerous situations without realising the consequences. Mess children are avoided when they are drunk as they tend to cause drama and chaos.

Person 1 : Did you see Mary last night?

Person 2 : She is the definition of a mess child

by Onone247 April 29, 2016

Mushroom Child

A child that’s never allowed to go outside

Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child

by Psycho_Duck13 May 28, 2018

shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.

Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:

by cbro/dotsightt April 5, 2020

um child anways so

just watch nikki minaj

big boobs ? um child anways so

by hiwap October 5, 2020

rying chil

You have nightmares every night that are scared of flashlightes.

Omg it’s a rying chil, I feel bad for him.

by SebPlayz May 21, 2021