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Chick-to-Dick Ratio

The ratio of females to males in any situation, such as a party. Once the ratio has become 0 the get-together may be deemed a sausagefest, but if the ratio is undefined it is known as a tacofest.
Steve: Dude.. the chick-to-dick ratio here is like 20:2.
Hal: Awesome, bro!
by Maxel August 21, 2007
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Swagger Chick

A fine looking girl with a hell of a lot of swagg, that makes boys quiver.
by Swaggz December 22, 2009
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Chick and Egg Situation

A situation in which it is impossible to say which of two things existed first and which caused the other.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken
Q: Where did the chicken come from?
A: .....
It's a Chick and Egg situation - I don't know whether I was bad at the sciences because I wasn't interested in them or not interested in them and therefore not good at them.
by Cody Smith! December 28, 2008
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chickadee

1. A small, black-and-white North American bird of the genus Parus, most commonly Parus atricapillus. It is most active in cool weather, and seldom seen in summer except in deep forests. It often has little fear of humans. Named for its call, which often sounds like Chick-a-dee-dee-dee. The number of "dee" syllables on the end depends on the situation. More than three usually indicates that something startled the bird.

2. A chiefly Canadian term of familiar or affectionate address to a girl or young woman; apparently derived from a Mexican Spanish phrase composed of the word chica(girl) and an adjectival starting with the preposition "de"; the original phrase was forgotten because Spanish is not commonly spoken in Canada, and the spelling was conformed to that of the bird. Only known and used in certain areas.
1. Our neighbor Mr. Larieu was going to cut down that big birch tree, but I told him there were two chickadee nests in it, so he said he wouldn't.

2. Hey there, chickadee! You're back from Chilliwack, eh?
by JCEG December 29, 2006
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bow chicka bow wow

Sex scenes in porn videos during the seventies were accompanied with what was considered to be cheesy music, even by seventies standards. The music was generically the same, sounding much like "bow chicka bow wow".

As a result, the phrase "bow chicka bow wow" came into usage to reference something sexual, whether explicit or implied.
So, Rob, are you two going to go back to your place? Bow chicka bow wow.

We made our own videos. Bow chicka bow wow.
by S33K3R May 29, 2007
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Chick Relativity

When looking at a woman from far away they look beautiful, yet the closer they come to you, the less attractive they appear.
Guy 1: That girl over there looks amazing.
Guy 2: Here she comes.
Guy 1: Nevermind, chick relativity.
Guy 2: *Laughs*
by geckoman October 19, 2010
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Chick-Nigg-A

A Chick-Fil-A operated by black staff only.

In typical locations like Chicago, Brooklyn etc...
"Yo dawg, let's head over to Chick-Nigg-A I gots me some coupons fo free shiet."
*Proceed to drive-BY window*
by BigDiqNigg June 16, 2020
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