Broken Chicken

When someone's face looks like complete shit.

Guy #1: Yo dat chick looks fiiineee from behind.
Guy #2: True, but her face looks like Broken Chicken.

by Joey12908 November 21, 2010

Chicken little

That one guy in the Korean rock band DAY6

Person a: "I LOVE JAE PARK!"
Person b: "don't you mean chicken little."

by dietaeyong October 20, 2018

chicken hatch

The act of poking the head of a flaccid penis down into the skin around it and while holding that position, grabbing the skin of the scrotum and pulling it up over the spring-loaded tucked penis head. The finished product will look like a shiny egg-of-skin. (if hairless) Then, when you let go... yell “Bwak Bwak, Chicken Hatch!” And watch the penis slowly spring forth from its “egg” as if being hatched.

We used to do this as pre-pubescent children! Loads of fun! hahaha
This may only work for "growers" , not "show-ers"

chicken hatch

by Hatchman April 26, 2014

Chicken Plarm

When your so horny you just gotta stick your dick into grandmas steaming chicken parm

Dude my grandma is so blind she didn't even notice that I pulled a chicken plarm

by Juanandres June 16, 2017

Hood on the Chicken

A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.

It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.

Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"

by Pale Rider August 26, 2020

Chicken Connoisseur

A youtuber who goes around London looking for only the "Pengest" chicken shops

Lets watch the chicken connoisseur

by TheBiggestBigShaq January 29, 2018

chicken slime

The permanent and grotesque, socially unacceptable layer of unremovable fat that coats the fingers of the habitual handler of chicken meat.

She breathes new life into the tired old slogan, “finger lickin’ good,” because her repulsive chicken slime has so negatively impacted her coworkers that some have vomited from the sight and smell.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019