Chelsea Fc

This is the best club in the game don't @ me. Compared to it all other clubs are wack.

Damn Chelsea Fc raped psg

by Ysl42069 November 13, 2018

chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.

guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!

by jdwag59 January 2, 2023

Chelsea

Fat neek

Chelsea is a fat neek

by StonerT420 October 21, 2020

selfie chelsea

This is a person who takes at least 5 selfies a day.

He is a complete selfie chelsea.

by meandmypeeps September 3, 2016

Chelsea

If you know a chelsea or are friends with one, run away, as fast as you can. Your family will understand, just run.

Person: holy fuck i cant believe i got away from chelsea...oh shit...oh shit who is that...is that? OH SHIT IT IS. DONT HURT ME PLEASE DONT HURT ME. NO. NOOOOOO

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

Chelsea

Chelsea is the most beautiful girl alive she gives great head and her ass shakes whens stops walking she can shake her ass very well and if you grab it you will automatically get bricked.

She is a Chelsea bro she is the one

by Chelzelzesty May 27, 2024

Chelsea

Way better than LFC and Man City. Arguably their daddies.

Chelsea likes to be on top and looking down

by ScientistFromFinland November 20, 2021