Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

by Thenormandy January 6, 2022

Cheeto Balls

Cheeto Balls

I love Cheeto Balls!!!!

by cheeto_ball May 9, 2022

Cheeto Whore

A girl who loves cheetos, looks like a cheeto, and loves sucking dick

Your mom is dressed like a cheeto whore. Lol I bet your dad is excited.

by ilovedmitrimendeleev January 25, 2023

Cheeto Bush

The effect of one eating cheetos with a mustache and/or beard and the power embedding itself into one mustache and/or beard forcing said person to wash there entire face.

Damn these cheetos are good, but I'm gonna need to wash my face so I don't get Cheeto bush

by goat of anger April 5, 2023

Bloody Cheeto fingers

When you eat a lot of hot cheetos then you go to look at your hands and then all of the powder is on your fingers

Me: Eats Bag of hot cheetos.
Guy At My School: Dude you got bloody cheeto fingers .
Me: Licks powder off of my fingers.

by ndf;gthgf xdcfvghjnhbmgvfgh May 23, 2016

dusty cheeto

Innuendo for a dick that hasn't gotten any action fo awhile

My ex girlfriend said I had a dusty cheeto.

by maggie12403 July 15, 2017

hot cheeto burrito

When a guy says his dick burns

My penis burns

Oh you probably have a hot Cheeto burrito because of that female last night bro

by noveron August 26, 2017