carson

One of the biggest fuckboys you will ever meet. He will be the best boyfriend ever and give you everything you want. Once he gets bored and wants something you won't give him he moves on and breaks your heart. He's a real ass hole.

Girl~your such a Carson just leave me alone
Boy~ how could you say that I'm way better than a Carson

by Erin the great and fabulous March 19, 2017

carson-garcia

A person who smells like crap and rarely takes a shower or washes his clothes. Also someone who eats the skin off his pimples.

My roomate is such a carson-garcia

by hotshower December 16, 2010

chasson

is a fucking awesome white guy !!!! who pwns noobs.... lol

yo whats who is that guys .dude yo man that is chasson he has a dick like a elephant yo mama told me......

by billlymcjoehammer January 1, 2012

carson

carson is a term used to describe a guy with no life. he spends all of his time jerking off because he will never get a girl. his eyebrows were inspired by a catapillar.

wow look at that carson, what an awful person

by carsona May 20, 2016

carson

A boy who's annoying, rude, and says bad words all the time! Don't ever date a boy named Carson.

Ewwww your dating a Carson!

by Kaleighsid December 29, 2016

Chardonnay shakes

When you've had Chardonnay and nothing else for dinner the previous evening, and you feel like you have Parkinson's instead of a hangover.

(bring cup of coffee to the table) "Dude, you've got really shaky hands today, you ok?"
"Yeah, just the Chardonnay Shakes"

by I<3Barney February 17, 2010

carsons mom

finest women alive. Beautiful big breast with a luscious booty. Super tan with a great tight body.

Carsons mom gives great head

by applepie4545 September 12, 2017