canned banana

It wasn't defined yet so.
But i did make some. wink wonk.

Someone :"Yoooo, these canned bananas taste like ass."
Me: "Well damn, fuck you too. I tried. Hoe."

by YourMomOk? September 4, 2019

Canned goods

a virgin

He saw her wearing a white dress, so he figured she was 'canned goods.'

by EssoSeeKS May 6, 2020

Caines

A big d*ck son of a b*tch.

Bro I just walked in on Brian, he’s a real Caines.

by Websterrs October 23, 2020

Canner

Amount of cans (esp. water based alcohol) that it takes to complete a walk.

That took ages it was definitely a 3 canner

by Hof500 October 1, 2020

canner

(adverb) done in a lazy and unmotivated, or potentially socially awkward manner

"Hello there" said the young man to the woman in a canner way

They were new and felt canner about their new jobs

by Purple the fish November 29, 2020

canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

by carterUD November 19, 2021

Caneisha

A pretty,mature,smart,independent girl that can handle her own, don’t need no one and don’t need any hand outs. She is the best to be around if your feeling down.

Hey did you talk to caneisha today?

by Dareallest November 21, 2021