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The whole reason to watch south park. He is the fattest kid and the funniest. Watches Terrence and Philip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, chocalate chicken pot pies, and powerdered donut pancake suprise. Has a slutty mom who spoils him. Always coming up with some stupid idea to get rich or get revenge.
Bob: Lets watch south park, its the one where cartman builds a hippie drill!
cartman by bigshow8891 October 10, 2005
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Cartinese 

Playboi Carti's unique language that isn't easy to learn.
Cartinese is like this:

director: "hit me up with that stuff!"
carti: "theywanabecrae" (from the song Kid Cudi)
Cartinese by CartineseBoy June 2, 2019
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cartuolity 

Cartuolity: A Word Worth Recognizing

Language is a living, breathing thing, constantly evolving and adapting to new situations and needs. Every day, new words and phrases are added to our collective vocabulary, reflecting changes in the world around us. Yet not all words are created equal, and some have a greater impact than others. One word that is deserving of recognition and inclusion in our lexicon is "cartuolity."

At first glance, "cartuolity" may seem like a meaningless jumble of letters. But upon closer inspection, it reveals itself as a word with a specific and important meaning. The prefix "cartuo-" comes from the Latin word "cartula," meaning "a small paper or document." The suffix "-ity" denotes a state or condition, as in "authenticity" or "diversity." Put together, "cartuolity" could be defined as the state or condition of being documentable or recordable.

Why is such a word necessary? In today's world, where information is king and data is constantly being generated and processed, the ability to document and record information is more important than ever. Whether we're talking about scientific research, legal proceedings, or even personal record-keeping, having a word that succinctly captures the concept of documentability would be useful and valuable.
Damn, cartuolity should definitely be a word.

Sierra Carter

This kinda gal is country, gun lovin,' and a Christian; a friend who never leaves you.
Sierra Carter gave me a gun!

Freddy Carter 

English actor best known for his role in Shadow and Bone as Kazzle Dazzle, otherwise known as Kazoo.
"who's your celebrity crush?"
"Freddy Carter"
"cool"
Freddy Carter by intrxpide July 8, 2021

the cartoon defense 

The defense of an action because it occurred in a cartoon.
Nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.
I wasn't harassing and stalking that woman, Pepe le Pew does it all the time.
Classic use of the Cartoon Defense.

cartjacked 

Meaning you're on your computer it's 10:59 AM (Est) you keep refreshing your Supreme page. Then boom 11AM hits, you see that hyped item, in 000.9 seconds you add it to your cart. Then you autofill your checkout, cc information. And click on process payment. It loads and loads, while your heart is pounding out of your chest. Waiting to get that "Your order has been successfully submitted", but then boom. You get a message saying "some of the items in your cart are sold out, please remove them from your cart". You've been Cartjacked. Probably by some Asian hype beast with stupidly fast internet, or a bot.
Hypebeast 1: Bro i had the bogo in my cart, then boom! I was cartjacked!!
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.
cartjacked by AverageHypebeast December 7, 2016