Canning

When a girl gets jizzed into her milky tits and keeps it there so her boobs glue together and the man has to pry it apart

Yo bro you coming to the party tonight

Yea bro after I canning my girl

by Ppidnndbfb February 18, 2026

Contingency Scientific Method

A scientific approach that treats results as contingent on specific historical, environmental, and contextual conditions that might not hold elsewhere or elsewhen. It rejects the assumption that findings should replicate everywhere forever, instead asking: under what conditions does this hold? What had to be true for this result to appear? Contingency Method is essential for historical sciences like evolutionary biology or cosmology, where you can't rerun the tape and see if things turn out the same way. It produces knowledge that comes with an expiration date and a location stamp—not because it's bad science, but because reality itself is contingent.

"We found this amazing result in 2020, tried to replicate in 2021, and failed completely. Contingency Scientific Method says: maybe the finding was contingent on pandemic conditions that no longer exist. Science isn't broken—reality just changed."

by Dumu The Void February 23, 2026

Canning

Canning. The act of pooping in a can and hucking it at a stranger or a friend.
Short term of Canning: Can.

Friend 1: "Yo bro, you tryna go canning?"
Friend 2: "What's Canning?"
Friend 1: "Pooping in a can and throwing it at someone"

by apiehuwiq December 8, 2024

Cattingslan

proper noun

Someone with a shitty sleep schedule, but is really good at JavaScript coding.

It's 2AM and Cattingslan is still awake.
She's coding new commands to her bot, and won't be asleep for another hour.

by yoika April 14, 2025

carting

Carting is where you hit a vape out of a women’s vagina and blow the smoke up her ass

wyatt asked taylor if she wanted to do carting

by phyeah April 23, 2025

Canning Complex

The Canning Complex (Founded by Hanna Canning) states that any person, place, or thing can be connected to 9/11 through multiple or one person, place, or thing, no matter what it is.

“Can you use the Canning Complex to link Jeff Buckley to 9/11?”

by reallycoolperson June 5, 2025

Carting

Carting is cumming and farting at the same time.

I started carting in her at that party! She really enjoyed it!

by =^w^= August 21, 2025