Cancer Clap

The act performed when "packing" a pack of cigarettes. Typically the smoker will utilize the thumb and forefinger of the dominant hand, pinching the pack of cigarettes with the top of the pack facing down. The pack is then smacked against the palm of the opposite hand.

Joe, "Don't you think those smokes are dead?"
Man, "I'm clapping for cancer."
Joe, "ah. The good 'old Cancer Clap."

by SgtMaj July 2, 2012

cancerous videos

Every time Jacob satorius mattyb or a really CRINGY person on YouTube makes a video or music video

THIS VIDEO IS SO CANCER
Cancerous videos aren't made by Jacob
YES THEY AREEE

by Doge lololilol January 9, 2017

ninja cancer

An unexplained illness in an anime that causes extreme the character to be sick but still beat ass

Itachi had ninja cancer when he fought Saskue.

by Not a weeb March 1, 2020

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010

cancer rising

GOOD MANIPULATORS. stay away from them because they manipulate the SHIT out of you

yeah she said she likes me
Dude she’s a cancer rising she just manipulated you.

by Factslmao December 6, 2020

human cancer

Right Wingers, christians , radical islamists, Libertardians and any non-liberal.

Those with backwards monkey values are human cancer.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023