Comaro Syndrome is a serious disease that is caused from lack of knowledge and money. Some symptoms are, Cant afford a real American car like the (Ford Mustang) so they settle for a knock off. Many Camaro owners also have no idea what there talking about and cant get laid cause they are usally ugly and having a camaro doesn't help there chances at all.
Warning!
The Camaro Syndrome usually Consist in the owners having extremely small dicks or even a large pussy!
This Disease is highly Contagious
Warning!
The Camaro Syndrome usually Consist in the owners having extremely small dicks or even a large pussy!
This Disease is highly Contagious
Some Examples of Camaro Syndrome.
Camaro Owner-You want a ride in my new car? Girl-What kind is it? Camaro Owner- A Camaro. Girl- Yeah ok, get a real car you pussy.
Camaro Owner- Check my Camaro out. Girl- O nice, im guessing you couldn't afford a real American car like a Ford Mustang?
Camaro Owner-You want a ride in my new car? Girl-What kind is it? Camaro Owner- A Camaro. Girl- Yeah ok, get a real car you pussy.
Camaro Owner- Check my Camaro out. Girl- O nice, im guessing you couldn't afford a real American car like a Ford Mustang?
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Calgary is a beautiful city in western Canuckistan. It is known by insiders for a nearly omnipotent police force; indeed, the Calgary police regularly catches heinous criminals in the act of parking more than 200 cm from the curb.
The city with the most insanely expensive cars per capita.
For the mathematically inclined, Calgary's road system was designed from scratch to be an example that shows that solving NP-complete problems while driving is bad.
Calgary consistently ranks in the top 10 cities in terms of quality of life and eco-friendliness. These are less defining characteristics, and more properties. However, a defining characteristic is that Calgary receives the second strongest Chinook winds; Lethebridge receiving the strongest Chinook winds. Chinook winds are sent by the Gods to make everyone sick by quickly altering the temperature from -20 to +20.
The city with the most insanely expensive cars per capita.
For the mathematically inclined, Calgary's road system was designed from scratch to be an example that shows that solving NP-complete problems while driving is bad.
Calgary consistently ranks in the top 10 cities in terms of quality of life and eco-friendliness. These are less defining characteristics, and more properties. However, a defining characteristic is that Calgary receives the second strongest Chinook winds; Lethebridge receiving the strongest Chinook winds. Chinook winds are sent by the Gods to make everyone sick by quickly altering the temperature from -20 to +20.
Driver: I got a ticket for having my steering wheel turned to 22 degrees while parked.
Friend: You must have parked in Calgary.
At a distance...
Police trainee (to Officer): Shouldn't I feel bad about giving such ridiculous tickets.
Police officer: No. Everybody in Calgary is rich.
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Newcomer to Calgary: Whoa, is that a Ferrari being followed by a Lamborghini?
Calgarian: Pick your jaw up! I bought two last week, you can have one if you want.
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Driver: How do I get to your place; I'm on the opposite end of the city?
Friend on phone: It's easy. Just solve the k-Clique problem for k=33.
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If it's too cold for you, wait 10 minutes.
Friend: You must have parked in Calgary.
At a distance...
Police trainee (to Officer): Shouldn't I feel bad about giving such ridiculous tickets.
Police officer: No. Everybody in Calgary is rich.
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Newcomer to Calgary: Whoa, is that a Ferrari being followed by a Lamborghini?
Calgarian: Pick your jaw up! I bought two last week, you can have one if you want.
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Driver: How do I get to your place; I'm on the opposite end of the city?
Friend on phone: It's easy. Just solve the k-Clique problem for k=33.
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If it's too cold for you, wait 10 minutes.
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Get the camara mug.the best city in the world....Syke shit calgary is full of borind white peolpe and trashy white nigga digging hoes. But theres is a plus you get tooo see some of the wolrds finet black females and we also get 600$ dollarsbefore the end of 06. So although it's not the best place for non redneck hockey loving crakers, it's still alot better then Edmonton, a city with one mall and fucking ugly people thats eriously need to conesied EXTREME MAKEOVER. Oh and it's not better than Toronto, cause they got some fynr niggas up in there, nice clothes and people actually now of it. If you tell soembody that you're from calgary they won't know where it is.
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