Somebody who is overconfident about getting into a music conservatory or some arts institution. Thinks very highly of himself, and if he plays an instrument, it is usually either a saxophone or a flute. Most importantly, this person lacks talent, and is headed for failure.
by Mike Rotchburns October 25, 2006
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An overweight fat young man with an oversised head who topples at the slightest movement, he normaly smells of sweat where he sleeps round his boyfriends house nearly every day and complains he cant lose weight because he eats so many pasties, he enjoys the occasional cheese cake. Despite all this we still love him.
You have a hole in your trousers, YOUR SUCH A CALLUM.
Callums fist is going in your ass in a minuet.
Wheeeey pastie monster.
Callums fist is going in your ass in a minuet.
Wheeeey pastie monster.
by BlargenSploosh January 7, 2010
Get the Callum mug.A middle aged man who still lives with his mum, he made his claim to mediocre fame by criticising BGMedia and getting the piss taken out of him by more successful YouTubers like WillNe and memeulous, and pretty much everyone else.
One of his most common traits is to be a try hard who thinks he has friends, or as he referred to a situation where he thought he was friends with WillNe and memeulous over a Skype call: “The lone wolf has found a pack”
He thinks he can wrestle and recently implied that he could fight a wolf and come out victorious.
One of his most common traits is to be a try hard who thinks he has friends, or as he referred to a situation where he thought he was friends with WillNe and memeulous over a Skype call: “The lone wolf has found a pack”
He thinks he can wrestle and recently implied that he could fight a wolf and come out victorious.
Mate have you heard of that YouTube channel called Callum’s corner? It’s actually pretty shit content but his levels of cringe just makes it funny
by Irellivance May 29, 2018
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Guy 1, "Me and my wife drove through this nice little town known as Calimagrabagshalgoras, its really nice ever heard of it?"
Guy 2, "No, but Ive heard of a Calimagdaboraghshavora."
Guy 2, "No, but Ive heard of a Calimagdaboraghshavora."
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