Cage Index

A unit of measurement for how big of a fuckboi a guy is. It is measured by the number of Nicolas Cage memes are sent in response to gross or inappropriate messages or images before they stop responding.
This guy that was messing with me was gross. He was a 6 on the Cage Index.
by kevinchong January 13, 2017
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Hypercell Cage Syndrome

Situation in which an endless loop of an event (whether that be an activity, a day, a week, or any other period of time) is perpetuated from the standpoint of one cell (usually a person, in fiction) so that they can tweak details of the occurrence (or have them tweaked by other factors) in order to achieve a goal.

This can be both good and bad, in the sense that it's for a good cause, or it's a nightmare trap for some unfortunate victim.
P1: The movie Primer has a serious case of Hypercell Cage Syndrome, as exuded by the end in which an inordinate amount of time (and unknowable number of retries) is spent in perfecting an action during a party to prevent a potentially negative outcome.

P2: How so?

P1: One of the main characters uses a homemade time travel device to loop the same event.

P2: Oh, I see. I'm going to go spam that term on fb now.
by bundillion May 11, 2012
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in the cage

"in the cage" is a term used when gossiping about a friend or acquaintance that has been sent to jail (usually county; but could be State or Federal Prison)
Nikki: " Did ya hear about Jim? He is doing 6 in the cage from that fight at the bar."

Sandy: " Ooo, he's too pretty for jail. he will be ready to party when he gets out. I'll be waiting."
by Tonka's plaything June 13, 2012
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Space-Cage

A person under surveillance 24/7 by a authoritarian group or government. Like in a dystopian alternet universe.
What did you do last night man? “Nothing just sat at home in front of the space-cage.” Does anyone even look up from their phones anymore man? Nah stuck in the space-Cage
by Lucy O’Hare October 26, 2018
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cage the gingers

a derogatory remark which is commonly used against those with ginger hair colouring
i think we should cage the gingers!!”
by vampirickisses November 18, 2023
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Nick Cage

Smaxiest of all
"damn bro Nick Cage is THICC
by gabgabdab December 13, 2021
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