living the cactus life

Unliked by most, notorious for being a Prick. douchebag

No one wanted him at the company party since he was living the cactus life!

by concrete-angel December 19, 2018

Cactusexual

I identify as one primarily cause im a prick, but to go into detail

Cactusexual, it means im generally sexually attracted to everything, just some more and some less....cause i love the puss and am kinda a spermaphobe....also i dont like crazy kinky shit , but you may be different, basically if you relate to quagmire you are a cactusexual

I identify as a cactusexual cause im a prick...cactus brethren unite

by Snazzy-kun June 29, 2018

Sweaty Cactus

When a woman forgets to shave her vaginal area, and it is quite sweaty.

OUCCHHH that hurts my genitalia, your sweaty cactus is rubbin my penis!!!!S

by ttbk January 16, 2010

Your some cactus!

To describe a person who has performed a idiotic act and remains ignorant to the foolishness of their actions.

Johnny has just tried to throw a pizza into the oven from a distance of 5 metres. Mid-flight, the toppings fall off.

Johnny, YOUR SOME CACTUS!

by Sean Gallagher January 14, 2008

Nipping Cactus

Taking needles and putting them through your skin on your fingers and poking someone in the asshole until they fart in your face.

"Dude, I pulled a Nipping Cactus on you over an hour ago and it still stanks!"

by A.R. McCumindabutt September 9, 2003

Cactus Smuggler

he whom loves his plants a bit rought round the edges...

and filled with yummy liquid!

"cactus smuggling? what are yeh? a prick?!?!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004

Cactus Fuck

Holding a cactus plant or part of a cactus that resembles a penis close or up to the pelvis while clothed and moving the pelvis area like you are humping a person and/or an object. Another succesful way to cactus fuck is to move your hand around but not touching any part of the cactus in the motion of masturbating

Cactus Fucker- Haha Look. What does this look like?

Friend- Eew stop cactus fucking!

by Kameroon June 20, 2009