Cactus God

it's self explainitory really.

I am a Cactus God.

by yumboman October 2, 2016

Cactus Jack

Sticking two fingers up a ladys poop shoot and two fingers in her vaginal opening and a thumb on her clit. So that the hand resembles a cactus.

Come here beeeyootch for some Cactus Jack Loving!

by Brizza December 30, 2005

Cactus

Mike Gordon, bassist from Phish. Mikes>Hydrogen>Weekapaug is known as Mikes Groove you people who aren't into phish should check it out, it may just be enough to convert you to a PH head. anyway the Cactus is great.

Cactus wrote an excellent song called Simple.

by ian b April 8, 2006

Cactus Jack

wise guy, ( smart ass ) everybody needs a little ass noon likes a smart ass...

Out of my face Cactus Jack!! You look like a donkey eating cactus!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

cactus jack

n. a very mean, hideous individual who will cause you harm if you dont comply with their orders.

dont make me cactus jack your ass!!!

by super fagel August 7, 2009

cacks

a friend who had ur back

yo cacks u ready for this shit

by VaZz June 5, 2004

Cactus Punt

Someone wearing an ice climber's boot (Spiked Tip) and kicks someone with the bottom of the boot in their testicles.

I told my friend if he didn't quit talking smack about my girlfriend I'd give him a jolly ol' Cactus Punt.

by Jack The Stalking Jew Ass Ripper November 23, 2006