The term cwiis refers to a modern day pirate, who is interested in sailing the 7 seas, looking to corrupt whole vessels of upstanding seamen. The man can often be seen to be using camp innuendo, whilst trying to seduce a poor scurvy ridden cabin boy.
by Big Bubba December 1, 2003
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a compound word for cunt whores defined as
a woman that needs to be done that you may or may not want to do but feel compelled to do it.
a compound word for cunt whores defined as
a woman that needs to be done that you may or may not want to do but feel compelled to do it.
by mar'scorpio February 4, 2010
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In popular British slang "to wank" means to maturbate. Recent cultural changes has seen an uprising in men who tend to engage in a practice called "cwanking" (simultaneously crying and wnaking). This is particularly common in sexually repressed males who are ashamed of the enjoyment they receive from masturbation. This leads to the expression of anger and emotion during masturbation and many young men can be found engaging in this on a nightly basis.
In popular British slang "to wank" means to maturbate. Recent cultural changes has seen an uprising in men who tend to engage in a practice called "cwanking" (simultaneously crying and wnaking). This is particularly common in sexually repressed males who are ashamed of the enjoyment they receive from masturbation. This leads to the expression of anger and emotion during masturbation and many young men can be found engaging in this on a nightly basis.
Girl 1: Did you hear from G last night?
Girl 2: No, he was too busy cwanking over a photo of my feet.
Girl 1: That dude is such a cwanker, he probably calls out his mum's name when he's cwanking because he wants her to know how dirty he feels
Girl 2: No, he was too busy cwanking over a photo of my feet.
Girl 1: That dude is such a cwanker, he probably calls out his mum's name when he's cwanking because he wants her to know how dirty he feels
by stripedslippers March 24, 2012
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Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"
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