Conversation incremulate

When someone is focusing on something else while youre telling a story and they realize youre talking, in the middle of your story they say " wait what were you saying? sorry i wasnt listening" pretty much sending the message that theyre not interested in what you have to say or theyre busy and they dont have time to talk.

Daniel: man today my teacher was talking about his mom, and then missy was like 'what about your dog?' and he was like well his name is..
Nicki: Im sorry what? i wasnt listening
Daniel: Damn, you just conversation incremulated me!
Nicki: Sorry

by CAHACKLELACKLE6 April 18, 2011

conversational coma

An eye-glazing lethargy induced by an individual that insists on explaining in depth a subject of little or no interest to his audience. More prevalent in mixed groups of engineers, scientists, and non-technical people.

"Laurie felt herself slipping into a conversational coma as a guy named Bob, a geologist she met at the party, insisted on explaining in detail why pyroxene and amphibole minerals were present in metamorphic terranes, whatever all that stuff is."

by tecdelver September 30, 2013

Homework Conversation

The conversation you have with your crush when you try to hit them up but you don't know what to say so you just ask about the homework from school.

Boy: Bro I totally hit up my crush yesterday night.
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation

by Pastazone October 25, 2018

Cover Conversation

A fake conversation you have to distract or cover what you are really doing.

So I was looking at this girl but did not want her to notice so I started a cover conversation with my buddy.

by Hay Ray April 29, 2011

conversation teaser

said of someone who gets you very excited about a story she or he just remembered, but then realizes she or he doesn't know it well enough to actually tell it, leaving you highly frustrated.

RJ - Oh that reminds of that great story! see, this guy, he...well, turns out he wasn't who is was, but...you know, it's funny because...he was pretending to be...shit, i don't remember the whole thing, nevermind.

Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.

by justbrek July 11, 2014

Conversational Condom

The person on the phone being asked to pass messages to a person next to them, thereby preventing the two other people speaking directly.

and tell Amber I said Hello.

Tell her yourself, she's right here and I'm no conversational condom

by Thantheman November 14, 2010

dual conversation

A conversation, usually over online chat, which has two separate unrelated topics being discussed at the same time.

guy 1: I bought a hat today, put a picture on facebook

guy 2: I asked laurie out

guy 1: NO WAY! what happened?

guy 2: I hate the hat

guy 2: she turned me down

guy 1: fuck off I'm wearing it anyway

guy 1: aww that sucks dude

guy 2: yea I mean I've had a crush on her for ages... that hat is terrible, you should burn it

dual conversation

by Lord Damon October 4, 2009