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Converses 

Also known by their old name, Chuck Taylors, or Chucks. Scene kids are apparnalty too dumb to know this name. They were really cool shoes in the 50's to early 90s. Then Scene Kids found them. They're still cool, since the scene kids only wear the gay colored ones.
Scene Kids ruin all good fashions, like Converses, for instance.
Converses by CthulhusMittens February 10, 2006

Conversation Foreplay 

When you start talking to someone in the street or on msn etc, and your saying things like "how are you" and "been up to much" to get the conversation going, like doing foreplay before sex.
Friend: yeah we did the whole conversation foreplay thing and then he was suddenly like oh gotta go bye.

Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend 

a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.
a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend

girl: blablablblblablablablabla

guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh

Mobile Virgin Conversion Unit 

A vehicle that has been customized to serve as a mobile place in which to have sex; a vehicle with a reputation as a sexual hotspot.
"So I said to her, "have you ever seen the backseat of a '95 LeSabre Custom?" and I took her out to the old Mobile Virgin Conversion Unit and started doing the no pants dance."

conberse 

the slang for retards who lose the "v" key on their keyboard and are too stupid to get a replacment.
jim: hey let's conberse with john.

mary:wtf is wit ur v key?

jim: i lost the v key.

mary:...u dumbfuck
conberse by xxx666xxx August 26, 2008

conversaturation 

The state of having way too many IMs open on AIM at one time. This causes a need to reply to each person very quickly to keep up with each conversation.

Responses to each party often become short and lack any detail.

One word, distracted answers are often symptoms of conversaturation.
"I had like 12 IMs open last night. I was completely conversaturated."

"Sorry I'm not talking much. Some serious conversaturation here."
conversaturation by McFad. December 16, 2009

Conversation Olympics

When having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.
You: Hey you'll never guess what happened today! I won a free burrito at the school fair!
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics

You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...