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clonkeen

a school in deansgrange loaded with the most crippling boring wankstains you ever met who don’t know how to wash themsleves and stank of the dick cheese that oozes out there €7 dunnes trousers. They’re hobbies regularly consist of sending videos to young innocent girls of them sticking fingers up there arse and harassing dunnes workers through the week from approximately 1.15-1.55.
girl: “ I’m going out with a guy from clonkeen”
mum: “he’s a insert various slurs”
by mr smelly November 3, 2023
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clonesexual

When you find clone troopers from star wars very very hot
Oh Jerry came out as clonesexual so now he's being called gay
by BryannaLoren December 21, 2023
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Clonk

An Onomatopoeia, defining the act of hitting someone (preferably in the head) with an object that is guaranteed to make a noise. Some of these items can include things like a Pringles can, Frying pan, Gong, Metal pipe, or a Dodgeball.
Person 1: Dude I'm about to clonk this guy in the head with a can of Pringles
Person 2: Bro this is gonna be so hilarious
(Clonk)
Person 3: OW.
by VaporwaveyVibes January 19, 2024
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Clondorf

A fart from the tip of one’s penis hole.
Damn Owen Carter just Clondorfed, because it smells like shit.
by Giantsausage69 January 20, 2024
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Clonka Minkus

All variations of Clonka and Minkus are slurs, applicable to anybody who wishes to be offended by them.
I'm straight up Clonking and Minking right now. Full on Clonka Minkus.
by LegionNoName November 20, 2023
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Clonking

When you get your bussy pounded so hard you puke all over the bed.

Alternatively, there's another form of Clonking that involves being pounded so hard you cum all over the bed and shit and puke at the same time.
Luci: Dude, I got a harsh Clonking last night.
Quake: Real
by Lxthargy November 28, 2023
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Clongiskidders

Scandinavian breakfast pastry, typically filled with apple strudel

Could also be a slang term for a bacterial infection that often burns
These Clongiskidders are very sweet

I was prescribed antibiotics for my Clongiskidders
by APeeled0range April 17, 2024
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