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Clean Sheet Wednesdays

Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.
Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness

This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.

clean get away 

When you take a shit and it’s so perfect you don’t even need to wipe!
Dude, you left a floater in the toilet and there’s no toilet paper with it... wtf?!” “Bitch, that was such a perfect shit, it didn’t need a wipe, it was a clean get away!”
clean get away by Jimbo Wood February 20, 2020

Clean-Aisle-Penile

The code phrase for janitors to clean up what's left of a gang-bang that took place in a store's bathroom. Too horrendous for even Dirty Jobs to feature on their show, make sure to evacuate the store immediately if this god-forsaken phrase is blasted over the store intercom.
"Attention all employees, we have a code Clean-Aisle-Penile located in the head."

Clean your plate 

It is a common knowledge, that if we don't clean our plates, no prince will come. Many talented artists have written songs about this theme. Usually grandma warns their grandchildren that in case they don't clean their plates well, no prince will come and they will be lonely for the rest of their lives.
Harry Styles doesn't have a girlfriend. It seems like no one warned him about t
cleaning his plate. That's so sad. So remember to clean your plate!

clean blake

Shove a pen up your penis or vagina and write a letter

Clean Kathleen 

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family
Clean Kathleen was an attorney and developer.
Clean Kathleen by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020