candy gram

Inmortalized in the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles, a candy gram is an easily recognizable explosive trap that only a moron would fall for.

I can't believe you fell for that candy gram! Are you a moron?

by LSzyd June 11, 2006

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Candy stripper

A nurse who moonlights at the strip club.

Patient 1: Why does that nurse look so familiar?
Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.

by #bsb December 31, 2016

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Candy Apple

A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.

John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .

by JC2012 November 6, 2009

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The act of stepping in and saying something to try to save your friend in the midst of his or her telling a lie or exaggeration, when in fact you know it's probably wrong and you are supposed to be an unbiased party. Based on TV reporter Candy Crowley's actions in one of the debates of the 2012 presidential election.

Did you see that guy lie/exaggerate to everyone about what really went down? No one was buying it, but then some other guy swooped in and pulled a Candy Crowley, and everyone was like, wow! You know, like when Candy did it for Obama over Benghazi talking points.

by psara May 6, 2013

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CANDY APPLE MAN

A candy apple man is only out for money and the accumulation therewith. A C.A.M has no shame no game and most definately is unable to tame.

person 1a.

'look out for that shark, he gets green eyes and is only out to make money.

person 2a.

'I thought they called him the candy apple man because of the color of his bike'

both.

'giggle giggle laugh laugh chuckle chuckle ha ha'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

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