Burt

The Burt (ϴ) is a derived unit of energy or work in the International System of Burt. It is equal to the energy expended (or work done) in applying a force of one Bubble (ø) through a distance of one FWOOSH! (☄), or in passing a current of one Egg (⊗) through a resistance of one Potato (♨) for one second, or in a passage of audible pique (☹) for one second.

One Burt (ϴ) = 1(ø x ☄) = (((kg x ☄) / (s^2)) x ☄) = ((kg(☄^2))/(s^2)) = (((⊗)x(♨)) x (☄^3)) = 1(☹ x s)

by Midnightmemory December 3, 2010

Burry

To leave a social event without any advance warning. An abrupt disappearance. Often a function of over-indulgence.

Is he still here or did he pull a Burry?

by cunning linguist February 3, 2004

burt tale

named after its creator, a total lie told in story form and with no way to prove its validity or falseness; can also refer to an instance in which someone talks about something they have no clue about

dewd, i just had 27 shots and im not even buzzed!

by taz gam March 20, 2004

burtphoben

sum1 who has had gay iontercourse with gary glitter

you'r a burtphoben

by smiff March 29, 2004

BURTNAY

A not so common nickname for Brittany. Given to a select group Brittany's rediculously full of WIN.

Burtnay FTW

by burtnay February 16, 2009

bury a digit

to stick one's finger in a woman's vagina; to finger a woman.

tom decided to bury a digit inside of patrice quickly after meeting and taking her to his room

by quignugget December 5, 2009

Burticus

A beast! whore. Very ridics. Buuuurt.

Burticus, What WHAT WHAT are you doing?!

by Haha_maaan December 6, 2010