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breakfast of shame

When, while trying to make a hasty exit so you can perform the "Walk of Shame", you are inadvertently shanghai'd into eating an early morning meal.This is usually in the presence of parents or disapproving flatmates.
Samantha: "Where were you this morning? You disappeared with that cute guy from the bar and I've been txting you all night. Oh, by the way, i got some bagels with cream cheese and hash browns."

Nikki: "No thanks.I had the breakfast of shame with that guy's parents this morning.His mother wouldn't let me leave until i had a second bowl of Wheaties."

Samantha: "Oh dear God."
by Nikki Fritz August 19, 2009
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breakFEAST

A codename or soubriquet for fantastic morning sex; a meal, early in the day, at Sonic

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Lets go have breakFEAST in bed.

I'll two Breakfast Bistros with Sausage, Egg & Cheese and a Breakfast Burrito with Ham...I want to have a breakFEAST!
by The Real Governor January 2, 2009
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breakfast burrito

When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.
Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.
by andy234567 May 30, 2006
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Blackout Breakfast

The crappy version of breakfast you have to eat because there is no electricity and you can't cook.
There was an ice storm last night, so I have to have a crappy blackout breakfast of cold coffee and stale Shredded Wheat.
by smurfyman February 26, 2010
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The Breakfast Fuck

You fuck someone (male or female) in the ass while eating waffles off their back.
"I totally wanna bring that girl home and do the Breakfast Fuck with her"
by mcbutts October 14, 2009
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Organic Breakfast

A term for waking up and smoking marijuana. Used so you feel healthy when your blazing up
Mike: "Hey John want to have an organic breakfast?"
John: "Hell no I am above the influence because my girlfriend won't let me!"
by Austin42g August 15, 2010
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Breakfast Hot Dog

When you take bacon and wrap it around the sasauge
by StarScream June 16, 2004
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