Boogerbutt

A butt filled with Delicious green num-nums. If you stick your finger in a boogerbutt and scream "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM A HAMSTER!" a magic monkey with a tiara and a penis enlargement pump will appear and grant you seven wishes, but they have to be wishes starting with the words "Fo Shizzal! Dis be my wish!" If you are nice and free the monkey forever, they say he will either summon brimstone and fire from the sky or take you to monkey world where you can eat bananas and play the butt trombone, depending on if you are good or evil.

"Weeeeeee! Boogerbutts for all!"

by Dj Jazzy Trevor May 6, 2004

eye boogers

Nasty stuff you can have fun with taking out after you wake up.

EEwww... I hate these eye boogers.

by maurin September 16, 2005

boogerlip that dick

After expiencing terrible sex, the female reaches down and grabs her vagina boogers and rubs them onto the unsuspecting male, who is sleeping off the god-awful love making he just enforced onto the female. After waking up, the male discovers that his face is stuck to the pillow reminiscent of supermanning that hoe only backwards :).

After experiencing the worst sex EVER, she decided to boogerlip that dick into oblivion.

by shalala November 12, 2007

Booger Wolf

A really beastly looking female. The kind of female that are only authorized to have sex with just prior to alcohol poisoning or in a pitch black room. Booger wolfs can usually be found traveling in packs, it's just their nature.

Damn! That Amy Bradford is such a Booger Wolf!

by woodythecanoer March 4, 2019

happy booger

a dry or wet booger dangling from the nose, everyone else can see it but you.

"Yo, you got a happy booger, wipe it!"

by sholee January 3, 2008

[Bum Boogers]

Little wads of toilet paper left in and around your asshole following a dry wipe.

That girl I was with last night had so many Bum Boogers I had to hose her down before she got them on my sheets.

by Pablo Junior December 22, 2008

Shit Boogers

Shit Boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls butthole. When you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo....this is a shit booger. CONGRATS! You just got your first case of shit boogers!

I woke up this morning and remembered that I 69'd with my girlfriend last night. While engaged in the act, I stuck my nose up her butthole for some odd reason. Then I sneezed out some Shit Boogers!

by ToeRiffic! March 27, 2012