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Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.
"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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Bollocks

My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.
by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022
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Bollocks

In modern short terms: Bullshit
In old terms: An eggplant
Example 1
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one

Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time
by Juice WRLD but alive May 23, 2021
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Indicator bollocks

Derrogatory term for people of a ginger persuasion, most commonly used in Belfast
Here, Indicator Bollocks! Sort your hair out!
by baked111 October 15, 2009
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Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks
So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops
by Bc_mum September 14, 2022
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Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020
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desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.
man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit
by zleed May 6, 2021
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