bog-like circus

any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.

I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.

by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008

bog wench

A fat, pale, mall-gothic, unattractive female usually present at metal concerts, Hot Topic, anime conventions and role-playing seminars. Typically outfitted in those stupid goth chain pants and excessive body odor. Also a name for any fat female.

Whoa that Bog Wench gets 2D6 armor saves when she listens to Nightwish!

My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Bog

weed, pot, a blunt.

"Yo I'm dyin for a bog right now"

by sexylaxer45 January 21, 2009

She's a Bog

A term used to describe the appearance of a less than desirable woman.

"Oi mate you see that bird over there.. she's a bog"

by Madman Opus October 30, 2014

Bog Hunter

A term used to describe a Gentleman who targets only ugly females on a night out.

"Tonight I'm going to be a Bog Hunter"
"That bird over there is a proper Bog, where's Simon he's a Bog Hunter"

by Madman Opus October 30, 2014

Bog

A cigarette. Short for Bogey. Synonyms: Dart, Heater, Square, Squa, gorts, straights, Etc...

Huff a bog to calm your nerves.

by DJFINGERZZ February 19, 2015

Bog and Grog

Take your sexual partner out to a barn and proceed to have anal sex with her in the pig pen.

I bog and grogged that bitch last night that I took home!

by Jaybird8388 September 11, 2016