Double Decker Blumpkin 

When someone is doing an upper decker and the person on the lower decker is is giving head and takeing a shit at the same time.

I walked into two people doing a Double Decker Blumpkin in your bathroom.

Double Decker Blumpkin by sick mo'fo December 9, 2012

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater 

Carefully removing the toilet tank cover, dropping a deuce in the upper tank while receiving a blojob from a partner that is taking the browns to the superbowl and positioned backwards on the seat as if AC Slater from 'Saved By the Bell.' After all purging , liberally wipe and if necessary add extra toilet paper to the lower tank to ensure a severe toilet clog.

I caught Hercules bull riding my girlfriend so before I left I gave him the good ole double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater.

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater by jaggofilth July 19, 2009

Blumpkin, The

Involves having a bitch suck you off while you're on the shitter.

Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter.

Blumpkin, The by CrAzYgIdEoN May 19, 2003

Dutch [Blumpkin] 

A combination of a dutch oven, and a blumpkin. While receiving head during a bowl movement, you pull your shirt over the head of whoever is going down on you, and fart.

"I heard that Joe gave Tiana a Duthc Blumpkin."

"Sweet."

Dutch [Blumpkin] by shermantank June 13, 2005

Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

Reverse Blumpkin by Chris November 17, 2004

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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york

Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket by papajewww September 29, 2010

Blumpkin Progressive 

A masterful Procedure from professor Blumpkin... on how to actually get the coveted Blumpkin from your ho.

Step 1) Fart a lot in her presence during oral sex and regular fucking. Do this for at least 3 months or until she gets used to the smell of your rancid bowels.

Step 2) Let yourself splatter a little bit when you fart during intercourse... like on her pillow case and shit. This way she'll rub her face and sleep on a small part of your feces each and every night.

Step 3) GO FOR IT! Shit yourself during oral sex and/or while banging the snot out of the bitch. Act completely embarassed when this happens, "I agree that was awful! I never want that to happen again!! Let's take it into the bathroom next time, because obviously you turn me on so much I just have to shit myself silly whenever I cum!"

Step 4) Enjoy your Blumpkin filled life together.

Blumpkin Progressive (n.) "Man that Progressive Blumpkin shit really worked! Man I can't so much as fart without that dirty whore wanting to suck my mule or least bite my nuts... thanks Progressive Blumpkin"

Blumpkin Progressive by Tyler Breckenridge November 11, 2005