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Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)
This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.
by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025
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Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie
Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy
by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025
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the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
by batmanhere December 16, 2011
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Sour blueberry

The act of cuming in a girls mouth and she then returns the favor and spits it in the guys mouth.
Courtnie gave Robert his sour blueberry back
by mojo77 September 14, 2014
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Cordial blueberry

When one has blue balls and a blow job is done to make blue balls go away.
Fuck I have blue balls! I wish my girlfriend was here, she loves giving me a cordial blueberry.
by Gunless and Red Wine December 16, 2016
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rotten blueberry

When someone sucks your dick,spits it on your stomach and slurps it back up
Amber:What do you want me to do
Jack Nicholson:Gimme a rotten blueberry
by I have a skinny dick February 16, 2017
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Hot Blueberry

The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.
Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"
by Erect Cactus December 16, 2017
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