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cod-blocked

Similar to cockblocked.

If you were cod-blocked or codblocked, something completly unimportant or pointless was keepeing you from playing COD (Call of Duty). Or something happens that eliminates your chances of a great accomplishment.
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Guy 1: "Why do you look so sad?"
Guy 2: "Man I got cod-blocked yesterday! I was one kill from a nuke when the power went out!"

"Man I got codblocked yesterday"
"How"
"Girlfreind stole the game and hid it so I'd spend more time with her"
"Sucks"
by icanhazafunny February 25, 2010
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Drop blocked

The moment in which a person thinks the drop is about to happen in a dubstep song, but is mistaken/disappointed when the drop does not come.
A person is listening to dubstep.

Person: Yes, the drop is coming!
-A few seconds later-
Person: No, the drop didn't happen! I just got drop blocked!
by ApocalypseNOTnow July 9, 2011
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Lego Blocks

when two people are always stuck up each others asses.
Katie and Jodi are major Lego Blocks
by harbour hop February 20, 2007
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popup blocker

When you're on your ruble swag and you notice some guap cake and get excited, but it's actually just trash.
Chris wanted to hook up with that chick at the party, but sadly realized that she was only in to russian men and bmw's. What a popup blocker!

Person 1: Hey man is that megan fox. I can't really see it clearly from over here.

Person 2: Oh, dat thing! Nah, it's my old grandma.

Person 1: That's such a popup blocker!
by rubadub3 August 11, 2009
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crop blocker

Deliberately cutting out (cropping) someone from a memorable moment captured on camera with intent to absorb all the glory and admiration of the photo taken with an attractive/famous person of the opposite sex. This calculated act of cruelty can lead to anxiety, depression, rage, disappointment, and most of all revenge! (Also known as photo sabotage)
When your seemingly best friend crops your face off while posting a picture of the two of you with Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys to make it appear that she had him all to himself for the money shot. You anxiously await for the posting on a popular social networking site only to realize that your bff is nothing but an evil crop blocker! She has taken you out!
by quemonkey March 27, 2009
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Blocker

Fat, fatter than a normal person. Usually found near a vending machine. Also know as a Walrus or Back Ally Walrus. Known to smell of a combination of bacon cheeseburgers and combos pretzel crackers. Normally seen without a mate due to horrendous nature. Should be captured and euthanized immediately if witnessed. Normally seen with multiple chins and doing walrus shuffle.
Use of term: Blocker, you're a fat fuck. Put the large pizza down and do some fucking work.
by Vagimpaler March 22, 2013
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Guac-blocked

When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.
Sarah had gotten her drink and was ready to get some snacks, but unfortunately she was guac-blocked by Cody, who had moved between her and the food.
by LRob September 22, 2007
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