Blenman

A dickhead

Your a F****** Blenman

by bigD69420 October 25, 2016

Blend 43

Sewage water masquerading as instant coffee but some people find it alright.

Person A: Want me to make you some instant coffee?

Person B: Is that blend 43? No thanks, it's indistinguishable from sewage water.

Person A: It tastes alright. To each his own, I guess.

by no1zhere May 26, 2018

Blending

Blending is what you and your gun are doing in the middle of a gun fight with many people. If your gun is blending, you're packing loud noise and making a full on riot, kind of like a Blender.

"That crazy motherfucker was blending the whole block up with his UZI! "

"Oh? On god?!"

by Pooper man 300 February 2, 2019

Blender Blowjob

When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.

by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 6, 2022

Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.

Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...

by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010

Shaft Blender

when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.

person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.

by STSgaming June 25, 2016

Special blend

A mix of two or more different kinds of weed strands being shredded and combined to, from there, be smoked until you get a special level of high.

" I have one strand of weed"

"I have a different stand of weed, we should combine them and make a special blend"

Also see "triple cheese blend".

by Majajory November 20, 2016