roast beef and chedder cunt

the large flapping, beefy scrotum like skin sometimes covered in a film of what would appear to be chedder sauce caused by hygene negligence.

Mary Jane rotten crotch: Omg im so sorry about my roast beef and chedder cunt last night.

dingle berry johnson: Oh thats ok, i dont mind a little flavour.

by sirmarksalot December 25, 2010

Vat O' Beef

Artery clogging lunchtime fare, preferably re-heated from the previous evening's colon lubricating dinner selection, and consisting only of the tangy "meat" portion.

That Vat O' Beef is going to evacuate his bowels!

by Ah the memories! December 16, 2003

Smoking the beef

Giving a blow job. Sucking a mans Penis.

That wee tina's away smoking the beef again!

by sukitanc January 7, 2008

Beefcake

a strong, sexy man

Stuart is such a beefcake.

by Bluie25 December 9, 2014

where's the beef

made famous by 80s tv commercial and is a sexual joke when a guy's dick isnt big enough the girl says "where's he beef?"

When Tommy pulled down his pants to show me his package, I yelled where's the beef in an innapropriate manner

by Spenser H March 24, 2004

beef dagger

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together?
Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!
Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.
Wife: Oh no, not again!
Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

creamy beef load

The act of ejaculating on a slice of bread and rubbing it on your face.

Miles: "I was hungry last night, so I had a creamy beef load."
Xavier: "... What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hauskaz December 3, 2007