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bingo Nocial

When no one has the number called on their bingo sheets.
When the bingo caller calls a number and no one at your table has the number called say nocial and everyone drinks, bingo nocial.
by JJ at the lake September 7, 2021
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Refers to the common phrases one may hear from people when they tell others they do not want kids. Imagine it like a BINGO board, covered in these common phrases. The joke is that the phrases and pleas are so common, it's almost like you can play a game of BINGO with them.

This phrasing is used in the childfree community to outline the stereotypical criticisms people face when they mention they do not want children.
I knew that I didn't want to have kids since I was a teen, but every so often when the topic comes up with a date, she will bingo me.

Last night, my parents bingo'd me about when they'll be having grand children. They don't know about the vasectomy, and neither does my girlfriend.
by BernieBroDan August 14, 2021
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When you have sex with 5 different people in the same group (sports team, sorority, frat, etc.), can be done with one partner at a time on separate occasions or 2+ at any time.
Bingo: Sleeping with 5 members of a group.

Katie had sex with Jordan, so she now has hockey bingo, that lucky whore. (Katie slept with 5 different hockey players on the team.)

Chris got Alpha Phi bingo last night because he banged Jessica. (Chris has banged 5 Alpha Phis in his lifetime. Go Chris.)
by Paisley420 May 26, 2021
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Bingo's Lament

Bingo's Lament is sung by Bingo Healer in the 'Butterflies' episode of the children's TV series 'Bluey':

Poor little bug on the wall, Jing Jing.

No one to love him at all, Jing Jing.

No one to tickle his toes, Jing Jing.

No one to blow his nose, Jing Jing.
Bingo's lament is the sadest song in the world.
by k2857 June 24, 2025
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Bingo Stamping

To need to shit so bad the end of the turd continues to protrude from ones arsehole stamping holes in ones drawers like a hole punch on a bingo card.
Dude, this turd is bingo stamping the fuck out of my tighty whiteys
by West-Philly Willy July 11, 2025
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Bingo Stamping

When you have to poop and you feel the log poking out
That Chinese had me bingo stamping in traffic.
by ChrisMoltisanti August 25, 2025
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Bongo's Bingo

A chaotic rave disguised as bingo where everyone gets drunk, screams 90s songs, and wins ridiculous prizes like giant unicorns.
'I'm still finding coco pops in my bra from Bongo's Bingo at the weekend'
by 12307454532 December 9, 2025
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