Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.

Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!

by D8431 August 23, 2016

Slender-Bender

And abnormally thin and bent penis

Susan: You said you saw Harry's dick last night.
Jane: Yea it was a real slender-bender, it barely fit in

by Displacedse October 26, 2016

Afghan Blender

When your getting your penis chewed/chomped off in an act of sexual pleasure.

"Dude she's such a slut. She gave me the dirtiest Afghan Blender in the backseat of her Rover."

by FiddleMySkittle November 24, 2016

emotional bender

going on an roller coaster of emotions (rip)

tommy got drunk and went on an emotional bender.

by slutslug July 29, 2017

broken blender

When you put three fingers in a girls ass and spin it real fast...

I gave my girl a broken blender and it got shit all over.

by jvg113 November 1, 2017

Open Blender Banana Shake

A sexual practice (anal sex). First one partner cums in the others asshole. Then the other farts in order to spray the cum all over the first partner's face. May also be called "dirty buckshot".

-You know man I have recently tried doing the open blender banana shake
-Cool, how was it?
-well I don't actually see the benefits of this practice

by hankprostokat May 4, 2018

dickless bender

Someone that defines being a complete twat.

An angry statement at a cocky, spineless douchebag.

Something Bill always said.

David is a pussy... "Dickless bender"

by Twinoftwo February 12, 2019