Sasquatch Beaver

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.

Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.

by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018

Frosty Beaver

Stuffing a womans vagina full of snow using your penis as a ramrod

so I was climbing out of the ski resort's hot tub drunk and naked when (blank) grabbed a fist full of snow and totally gave me a frosty beaver!

Also known as a Chilly Willy

by Chilly WillE April 7, 2011

Beaver Damming

The female equivalent to cock blocking.

Dammit me ex is totally Beaver damming me.

by Baileyjayqt January 10, 2014

beaver barnacles

Infected scabby sores found on a bitches beaver one might expect to find a pearl in.

She looked good but when she pulled her pants down, she had beaver barnacles.

by Suka may korncob December 7, 2020

Beaver Pool

A lot of vaginas in one place. Similar to a sausage fest.

Oh yea guys.. It's a beaver pool tonight.

by Iball07 May 22, 2013

River Beaver

A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America

“Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”

by Bahami July 29, 2018

Saucy Beaver

A saucy beaver is also known as a saucy pussy. They like BBQ over all sauces and lather in it daily to cleanse them selves of dirtiness. They also play shit holes of games that are bound to die in a year or so.

Hey, look at that saucy beaver over there!

by saucybeaver November 3, 2019