beaning

(v.) To attack or defile someone with beans. Normally frozen, spearlike green beans, but baked can be used as well as they're typically messier and get the point across better.

Mark gave his brother a good beaning for waking him up so early.

by Nyte_Of_The_Living_Dead September 20, 2005

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.

Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

beamin n greenin

simply drinking jim bean whisky and smoking marijuana. highly recomended :D

bob "i like me sugar and some tea but i dont like niggers no siree"

tyrone "nigguh wtf are you talking about?"

bob "nigguh im just beamin n greenin"

by euphoria 360k December 31, 2009

beating around the bush

jerking off around a vagina

yeah baby i'm beating around the bush. let me get off next your pussy.

by megakong December 17, 2008

squa beating

native slang

A group of girls kicking another girls ass

We are gonna give Caseys girlfriend a squa beating

by i want mr.sunshine November 7, 2004

Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin

Attempting to beat your meat and or jack off in a sneaky manner

Is he over there sneak-beatin?
Billy was in class his hand was moving up and down rapidly while he is wearing a hoodie and the hand is no were in sight, he is sneak-beating.Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin

by TopDogg101 October 14, 2011