score on yourself

To disadvantage yourself.
Taken from when you accidentally score against your own team in sports, but can be used in a general sense.

A: I just lost my wallet
B: way to score on yourself
etc.

by assfacemcgee November 03, 2005

educate yourself

An instruction to people on the Internet (and occasionally in real life if you're into being slapped) to go away and read unspecified literature until such time as they agree with your point of view entirely.

Normal person: "Israel isn't racist, men can't be women, curriculums don't need 'decolonizing'"
Critical social justice loon: "educate yourself you fascist"

by SalopianSnark January 12, 2023

Treat yourself

To get laid, have sex, achieve a one night stand.

Richard: Did you treat yourself last night Chris?

Chris: I most certainly did.

by AnnaHarry May 09, 2009

Fuck yourself

The art of someone telling you to kill your self

1 : you should go fuck yourself

2:*dead*

by Dictionary person January 18, 2021

wreck yourself

to masterubate, to please oneself sexually.

Steve was having a tough day, so I told him, "go home and wreck yourself". He felt much better after heeding my advice.

by 4Gelfling August 31, 2007

break yourself

Gime me all your money.

Break yourself.............

by Mikal July 18, 2003

treat yourself

synonymous with treated

when someone makes a mistake -
"treat yourself!"
when someone is caught slipping -
"treated!" "treat yourself"
"hey! nice shoes! psyche... TREATED!"
"treat yourself"

by dimsum delight August 16, 2008