educate yourself

An instruction to people on the Internet (and occasionally in real life if you're into being slapped) to go away and read unspecified literature until such time as they agree with your point of view entirely.

Normal person: "Israel isn't racist, men can't be women, curriculums don't need 'decolonizing'"
Critical social justice loon: "educate yourself you fascist"

by SalopianSnark January 12, 2023

Treat yourself

To get laid, have sex, achieve a one night stand.

Richard: Did you treat yourself last night Chris?

Chris: I most certainly did.

by AnnaHarry May 9, 2009

Fuck yourself

The art of someone telling you to kill your self

1 : you should go fuck yourself

2:*dead*

by Dictionary person January 17, 2021

wreck yourself

to masterubate, to please oneself sexually.

Steve was having a tough day, so I told him, "go home and wreck yourself". He felt much better after heeding my advice.

by 4Gelfling September 8, 2007

break yourself

Gime me all your money.

Break yourself.............

by Mikal July 17, 2003

treat yourself

synonymous with treated

when someone makes a mistake -
"treat yourself!"
when someone is caught slipping -
"treated!" "treat yourself"
"hey! nice shoes! psyche... TREATED!"
"treat yourself"

by dimsum delight October 9, 2008

Love yourself

Masturbation

When you anyone don't want to make sex with you..

You dont't have any girl to fuck.. That means you need to love yourself

by Pepeng maangas July 31, 2016