(v.) To vomit and defecate simultaneously, or near-simultaneously, as is often seen with food poisoning. So called because real life battleships often fire guns from both ends or both sides.
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Located in Haymarket, Virginia, Battlefield High School may be the worst educational institution in the Northern Hemisphere.
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Get the Battlefield High School mug.A completely one sided fight that has one person all beaten up, while the other isn't even scratched.
by Zaiaku March 17, 2010
Get the Curb Stomp Battle mug.A humorous Pokémon parody. It's like a fanfiction site, except in the style of the way battles in the Pokémon games are narrated. Other than that, it has little to do with Pokémon.
NARRATOR appeared!
Anonoymous: What the hell's going on here?
ANONOYMOUS doesn't get the CONCEPT of POKé BATTLES!
NARRATOR used THUNDER!
ANONOYMOUS fainted. Use next Pokémon?
Anonoymous: What the hell's going on here?
ANONOYMOUS doesn't get the CONCEPT of POKé BATTLES!
NARRATOR used THUNDER!
ANONOYMOUS fainted. Use next Pokémon?
by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003
Get the Poké Battles mug.A piss battle can be one of several types of piss oriented competition.
1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.
2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.
The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)
History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.
2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.
The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)
History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
Piss battles rarely end with death as it takes a surprising amount of pressure to burst the bladder. The ones that DO end in death are particularly heinous. The victim will endure crippling pain and if untreated immediately setpic shock.
Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
by Argonak April 13, 2008
Get the piss battle mug.The game where everything is underpowered or needs to be nerfed depending on who you ask. Also notable for its updates (or lack thereof) and people who tell you to "QQ" over anything that borders on constructive criticism.
Example of a typical Battlefield Heroes forum post:
Player 1: Why did a two hour maintenance create seven hours worth of glitches and downtime?
Player 2: OMG. QUIT QQ TEH GAME IZ FREEEEEEEEE!
Player 1: Why did a two hour maintenance create seven hours worth of glitches and downtime?
Player 2: OMG. QUIT QQ TEH GAME IZ FREEEEEEEEE!
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