Swag Bandit

Someone who steals everyone else's swag.

Seth: Dude, wanna go blaze?
Max: Chup
Seth: That's my word you swag bandit!

by Scote69 March 17, 2011

bandit

1. A rogue
2. A naughty boy
3. A bad ass mo fo
4. A small shrew like animal who likes to eat copious amounts of tasty trout

You are a bandit boy!

by Jonny Weldon January 12, 2004

The Illinois Enema Bandit

Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.

The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose

by E to the C December 26, 2006

BUKC Bandit

Demonstrating a high level of incompetence and banditry during BUKC races. BUKC Bandits are very annoying and usually knobheads who think they are Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button. They can not drive and usually end up causing multiple kart collisions resulting in shaken fists and wanker gestures.

That team from Huddersfield University are full of BUKC Bandits, it is like they have never driven a go-kart before either that or they have let a woman drive. This particularly applies to the one with the One Direction haircut.

by The BUKC Spy August 19, 2012

Banana Bandit

This is a racial term for a person of black skin or African origins, it is often used because of the racial stereotype of black people looking like monkeys.

Aww fuck, Banana Bandits stole m' sammich!

by Cayk September 20, 2010

Cock Bandit

Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.

Perhaps the best phrase ever.

Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)

by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006

Milwaukee Bandit

Reverse Blow Job

Milwaukee bandit-Lay girl down on bed on back with head hanging off end of bed. Insert penis balls deep till ur balls rest on her eyes creating a bandits mask

by skeeter420 October 16, 2009