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Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.
You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!
by The Baaadger September 14, 2011
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baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.
Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014
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Badger Bite

A fighting tactic that involves biting at another’s testicles.
When a badger is being attacked by a lion, the badger will attempt to bite the lion’s testicles to ward them off.
Timmy was losing a fight to Sam, so he went to his last resort. The Badger Bite
by SaltyyBoi July 13, 2021
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cranky badger

When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.
Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...
by Kropotkin92 April 25, 2021
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Wisconsin badger

a generally very hot, happy person who knows how to party and has a lot of sex. Is often hated on by people from surrounding schools that aren't ranked as high, such as Minnesota and, as previously stated, Iowa. Don't be angry because you had to go to your safety school. But yeah, they have a pretty amazing time in college, work hard, and do well. After they graduate, they generally get a sweet ass job and live the life. So yeah, being a badger is pretty amazing - you should try it some time - i'd highly recommend it!
Apparently a Hawkeye? - "I hate those fucking Wisconsin badgers, so i'm going to stereotype them as being large, overweight losers, as i've probably never actually been to Madison before...."
Badger - "gee, have you been around Iowa lately? Must say, rural areas in Wisconsin and Iowa are not generally that far apart, except that Iowa seems to have far fewer people due to their citizen's generally agrarian lifestyle"

I must note that it seems odd to get bashed by a Hawkeye, usually our rival is Minnesota......but, don't be jealous, that just makes you look desperate

just thought i'd throw this in, given that it is generally how the Badgers are insulted......

Minnesota student: "the badgers *random baseless insult that is very stereotyped, rabble, rabble, rabble*"
Wisconsin Student" "umm, yeah, that doesn't make you sound like a complete moron and a five year old at all, you know"
by TheDictionKing May 26, 2009
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Honey Badger

Honey Badger is a nickname given to the Kansas State Wildcats quarterback Collin Klein. The reason for said nickname is Collin Klein goes through every game getting his arms ripped open and blood rushing out, he gets pummeled hard when running the ball, and most recently getting stepped on by one of OU players. Even with all of this he gets back up and acts like nothing is wrong and plays a solid game. He is Honey Badger and he Don't Care.
K-State Fan #1: Did you see that game last night?
K-State Fan #2: Yeah, Honey Badger was on fire.
by WildcatManEMAW November 5, 2011
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honey badger

Honeybadging (verb)
'to honey badge' - definition; to display the acts of Crystal EG's I DONT give a fuck attitude.
OMG Mare! Crystal is honeybadging! that bitch!
OMG Crystal you are so fierce! you are a honey badger!
by EGBIGFAN! June 13, 2012
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