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brayden

brayden is the gayest person you will ever meet. if you ever see a brayden kick him in the balls as hard as humanly possible, the harder you kick the louder he'll moan. if you are going to kick him may as well choke him too. if you do these at the same time he'll make a moan so loud it will create a black hole the size of the sun
oh its brayden
*all the males in a 5 mile radius faint*
by anatomydestroyer May 27, 2022
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Brayden

A boy, usually about 13-16 years old, will always stay up till 6am to simp for girls instead of playing with the boys. Very common in The USA.

Note: When simping for girls on snapchat, there is no such thing as time for Brayden.
Hey, look its Brayden, the SIMP!

Hey Brayden, who’s girl did you simp for today?

BRAYDEN, MORE LIKE SIMPEN’
by Simpcatcher1943 May 31, 2020
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brayden

A male who is very rude and will try to kill you if you guys are ever in the apocalypse together. Also very gay.
he’s such a brayden!
by hellomynameisant March 10, 2019
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Brayden

Its my name so its a good name
i like how people define my name
use: im brayden
by 0heu9vbfvb308gh2 November 1, 2023
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Brayden

Brayden is usually a quiet and shy person who has a abusive step dad, he doesn’t talk to girls unless it’s his mom or sister, he spends all his time playing fortnite and always gets caught staying up at night and gets yelled at and his friend who he’s talking to heard and laughs, he doesn’t hav the most freinds tho....
I saw brayden complaing how he gets bullied at school for being a turbo virgin today, smh
by Gary_is_cool July 27, 2019
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Brayden

The younger brother of the boy that you like in middle school but now you like him instead while in highschool. Also the boy you told your bestie you like even tho he had a gf. And the boy ur bestie got to dump his gf to go out with her 🥲
Omg isn’t that Brayden the boy that you like that had a gf holding hands with your bestie?
by Used friend June 5, 2021
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Brayden

self centered kid who loves to play with girls emotions and loves to hop from girl to girl for his own pleasure
Girl: "Omg i just got played"
Other Girl: " was it a brayden?"
by gossip girl 2324 January 28, 2020
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