Omg Rebecca I see a Findeylly. I think I should move to Canada and buy out all the Findeyllys so that I can throw them in the e hair dyed machine so that their hair is no longer blond. This was my cousin 17 months ago. She moved to Canada and hasn’t been heard from since. Please whatever you do don’t move to Canada and definitely never talk to a Findeylly.
by TheBraydenHunter April 06, 2022
A Brayden is a rare creature only found in parts of the Jungle and is often found with 19 toes- 8 one and 11 on the other. A Brayden smells like sardines often due to the fact that his ancestors comes from Sardines, Italy. If you encounter a Brayden make sure to call the national Brayden Protection Program, for they are an endangered species. Always approach Brayden with caution and never sneak behind him to jump scare him. For he will kick you in the throat until you can no longer smell.
by TheBraydenHunter April 05, 2022