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Blast that fool

If that nigga get in my face one more time im going

to blast that fool.
by nonoes June 27, 2015
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Barnyard Blast

when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.
when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born
by comedian314 May 27, 2009
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baby blast

to ejaculate your seamen a.k.a man jelly
"yo dude last night i was with this chick and right when i was about to baby blast i pulled out to make her think i came, she turned her head, and POW! i baby blasted all over her face!
by allikis britton June 28, 2009
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shatter blast

Simply put, explosive diarrhea. The term is usually applied in the instance where the perpetrator doesn't "make it" into the fully seated position prior to detonation. The result being a completely fouled facility - floor, walls, possibly the ceiling, etc.
The haz-mat team was called in to clean up the men's room after someone shatter blasted the stall.
by Bizzle my dizzle September 13, 2013
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Ballroom Blast

When you dance like in the movie Cinderalla and then have sex on the floor with a glass shoe.
Me and bae had a great time doing the Ballroom Blast
by Dustyturtle January 8, 2015
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shotgun blast

when you have diarrea that all come's out at once making a sort of popping noise and spray's the toilet with shit.
Man I ate at del taco and then I gave the toilet a shotgun blast.
by nate July 12, 2003
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Gotta blast

When you are going to masturbate. So horny you gotta take care of it.
Family: where r u going, come hang out with us

Me: Gotta blast!
by Macdaddyabiphelps August 18, 2016
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