Bartting

is letting out loud and vicious beer farts.
not to be confused with barting which is burping and farting at the same time.

Dude, check out that chick. she just bartted, looks like her boyfriend is going to puke.

In the middle of a manager's meeting, Jen stood up and bartted before telling her boss that she quit.

My car stinks. I think the valet bartted in it.

Having a bart moment is farting and burping at the same time. bartting in the other hand is having beer farts

by Ucef December 26, 2010

Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.

Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?

by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016

Bartholomeu Ass

A fucking legend himself, best name for a clan on apex, and the members probably get laid atleast 3 times a week. Also the single greatest name to ever be invented

Bartholomeu Ass rammed us in apex legends

by CleetustheFeetus March 14, 2019

Barthouse12

A self-chosen label for a person/group who actively participates in NSFW role play, sexual voice calls, and exchanges nudes. Is used as a username, role, server name, etc.

Anon: I am a proud Barthouse12er! DM me to trade pics :)
Everyone: Dirty slutty motherf---er!

by CoySiebel420 August 4, 2021

bartholemew

his name is really mitch but we call him bartholemew

fuck you bartholemew

by tobeslover121 August 4, 2021

Bartwink

The twink who works behind the bar, typically at special events such as birthdays and weddings.

James: The wedding was so fun. Got numbers from both the bridesmaid and the bartwink.

by ht0347 May 25, 2022

Bartley

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.

1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)

2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)

3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)

by Bartleyisanidiot December 5, 2022